1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,400 Previously on Best Medicine. 2 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:02,880 Who am I to interfere? 3 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,780 If you don't want to interfere, why did you renovate this entire office? 4 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:09,500 Tell me that I have to dress like a dental hygienist. Michelle. 5 00:00:10,020 --> 00:00:11,020 You can call me Savannah. 6 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,520 Your fox did give six of our townspeople the plague. 7 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:18,360 Yeah, well, you should admit that you actually care about whoever it is that 8 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,660 you care about. You should pursue a therapy degree while you're in jail. 9 00:00:20,780 --> 00:00:21,419 What's this? 10 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:22,420 I found the love letter. 11 00:00:22,660 --> 00:00:24,840 Wasn't for you. It was just always Louisa. Oh! 12 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:30,240 Whoa, what's the rush? Well Martin and I we are done and I'm fine. You are an 11 13 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:36,280 Doc 14 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:45,140 hey 15 00:00:45,140 --> 00:00:46,700 morning mark morning. 16 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:52,140 Hey, so funny thing happened couple nights ago. Well, not funny. Haha more 17 00:00:52,140 --> 00:00:53,140 like 18 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:57,340 Funny not haha got it like unexpected like I didn't expect. Yeah mark. I know 19 00:00:57,340 --> 00:01:02,500 what unexpected means like I I Was 20 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:07,940 and then Mark spit it out 21 00:01:07,940 --> 00:01:12,720 There's this kid who used to live on my block named Rex who had six fingers. Can 22 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:17,180 you imagine that? No, it was like we play like capture the flag Where you at 23 00:01:17,180 --> 00:01:18,540 Rex and you like here? 24 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:23,798 What was that? 25 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:24,860 Yeah, I'll be right there. 26 00:01:25,140 --> 00:01:26,920 I gotta go, Doc. Lease business. 27 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,920 Mark, you just made that sound with your mouth. What are you doing? 28 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,600 He's holding me up. Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to? 29 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:47,820 Uh-huh. 30 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,240 Yes, okay 31 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,340 Snoo one day. An omelet for Mr. Franklin. 32 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:29,960 And yogurt for the young lady. 33 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:33,620 I just love the flowers you have out. 34 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:35,160 You guys sprucing up for something? 35 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:40,560 Yes. We're zhuzhing things up because we got an anonymous tip that Carson McLeish 36 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,560 is coming. 37 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:43,980 Who's Carson McLeish? 38 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:48,020 Just the most important food critic at the New York Times. Betsy Schmitz. 39 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:52,500 Tell us what he looks like and we'll look out. for him that's the thing no 40 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:56,460 one knows he lets you know he's coming so you're on top of your game but he 41 00:02:56,460 --> 00:02:59,440 doesn't want you to know who he is so you don't treat him any different he 42 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:06,240 could be here right now oh we know everyone who's here well maybe not now 43 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:10,300 George is a little tense 44 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:17,160 hey just came to check on my guy 45 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,180 how's he doing oh Not good. 46 00:03:19,540 --> 00:03:23,660 You think breaking up with she who shall not be named has got him down? 47 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:27,200 I don't know, but he almost bit off my head this morning when I told him that 48 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,740 Parker brought in homemade croffins. Wait, did you hear? 49 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,720 What? I got an agent. Oh, that's great. 50 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,740 I don't know. Somebody just emailed me back. She wants to represent me. Wow. 51 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:37,920 From New York? 52 00:03:37,980 --> 00:03:38,779 New Hampshire. 53 00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:42,020 She's sending me an audition today. Well, that's wonderful. Hey, now. 54 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,000 Watch the toes there, boys. 55 00:03:47,079 --> 00:03:49,640 Well, I see you've wasted no time. Like she was never here. 56 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:51,020 And look. 57 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:59,500 Well, you will not find me crying into my coffee mug either, as long as he's 58 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:03,980 okay. And how long has your back been bothering you, miss? I'm not giving you 59 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:04,980 my name. 60 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:09,740 All right. You won't be able to file for insurance unless... I'll pay out of 61 00:04:09,740 --> 00:04:10,740 pocket. 62 00:04:11,220 --> 00:04:12,700 Okay, then. And you're back. 63 00:04:13,260 --> 00:04:16,640 How long has it been? I had a stroke three months ago, although I'm not sure 64 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:20,360 what business that is of yours. Just that I'm a doctor and you came to see 65 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:24,720 me? I came here to get a shot of cortisone. Dear God, I had a stroke. I 66 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:29,280 lost use of my whole left side. Some idiot physical therapist named Gretchen 67 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:31,180 got my movement partially restored. 68 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:34,920 I returned to work and my back seized up. Then what is your line of work? 69 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:37,480 None of your beeswax, doctor. 70 00:04:38,420 --> 00:04:41,320 Fine. I'll put secret agent 008. 71 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,640 Does that work? 72 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:47,400 I'm a person with cash here for your services. I just want a shot of 73 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,800 cortisone. Good Lord. 74 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:53,500 These small town doctors are just glorified veterinarians. What does that 75 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:54,339 make you? 76 00:04:54,340 --> 00:04:55,340 Ow! 77 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:56,860 Not amusing. 78 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,120 I thought it was. Shut up. 79 00:05:04,060 --> 00:05:08,460 The next time I spend $200 on a cortisone shot, it won't be for a quack 80 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:12,380 like you. It was truly not a pleasure, and please let the door hit you on the 81 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,119 way out. 82 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,120 Keep rolling. 83 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:17,600 Okay. Okay. 84 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,120 Martin? 85 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:28,100 What the heck was that all about? No idea, but it was her fault. 86 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,400 What do you want? 87 00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:33,140 Nothing, just checking on you. 88 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,160 Oh, that's delicious. 89 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:39,960 No, it's not. 90 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:51,020 I just wanted to make sure you were okay. 91 00:05:51,260 --> 00:05:53,280 I'm fine. Why should I care? Oh, you don't care? 92 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,700 No, none of my business. 93 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:59,380 It's none of your business that you and Eden broke up. Oh, I thought you meant 94 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:01,840 Louisa and... Oh. 95 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,540 Oh, I see you were back there again. 96 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,800 That doesn't bother you? 97 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:10,020 No, not at all. 98 00:06:10,060 --> 00:06:12,140 I'm fine. Yeah. Never better, actually. 99 00:06:28,660 --> 00:06:30,240 Why didn't you come see me sooner? 100 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,800 Well, the new homeopath lady... What new homeopath lady? 101 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,240 ...said a candle would burn all the wax right out. 102 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,420 Well, it almost burned off half your ear. 103 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:39,900 That's true. 104 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:43,780 But she also says she could cure my bloating. I can, too. Stop eating dairy. 105 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:46,500 You're lactose intolerant. But I love cheese. 106 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:47,859 You're ridiculous. 107 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:49,160 I could still hear you now. 108 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:52,200 Why are you scribbling? There's nothing to scribble. He is ridiculous. 109 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:53,860 Still hearing. 110 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,320 It's got my permanent record. 111 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:01,820 Next knucklehead. 112 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,119 Where is everyone? 113 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,740 You actually don't want to know. 114 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:09,120 What's the matter, Quincy? Your gout acting up? Oh, yeah, but that's not why 115 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:12,600 I'm here. Last night, the nature lady told me to drink a quart of tart cherry 116 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:17,280 juice and to resolve my issues with my daughter-in-law. My stomach is killing 117 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,840 me. Who is this nature lady, and why would anyone go to her and not me? 118 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,160 Gee, Doc, I can't imagine. 119 00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:24,860 Actually, you know her. I do? 120 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,200 Well, I didn't know how to tell you. 121 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:36,800 No, Irma. At first it was fun, all the one-night stands and one-day stands and 122 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,140 one-car stands. 123 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,340 Those can get pretty rough on your back. 124 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:43,780 Maybe you need a different kind of girl, Mark. That's what my mom says. 125 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:48,440 A nice quality girl you can settle down with, Marky, who lives close. 126 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:52,440 No more driving 50 miles for a cup of coffee. I'm sure you can rig it on the 127 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:56,600 app. I did, I did. I just haven't found the one that... Wait. 128 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:02,040 Hey, she's cute and really close. And I like that jumpsuit. 129 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,020 I feel like I know her. 130 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:07,300 Hey, maybe that's how it's supposed to feel, like you already know each other. 131 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,099 Oh, my. 132 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:09,100 What? 133 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:10,640 Savannah? 134 00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:12,300 Yeah? 135 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:18,940 Hi, Sheriff. 136 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:20,780 Hi. 137 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:50,720 The idiot who smuggled animals into the country and gave us all bubonic plague? 138 00:08:50,940 --> 00:08:51,940 That's the one. 139 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:53,380 Doc, we got a problem. 140 00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:57,440 I've got a cold. I'm all foggy. I can't think. You've got to help. And we have a 141 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:58,700 major food critic coming. 142 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,320 So what do you want me to do about it? 143 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,600 What's the best cold remedy? You've got to clear my head. 144 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:03,980 Rest, fluids, time. 145 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:04,999 I don't have time. 146 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,920 I've been working for this my entire life. A New York Times food critic 147 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,140 coming to eat my food. 148 00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:10,600 Can you think of anything else? 149 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,780 Abra, cadabra. 150 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:19,880 There, you feel better now? 151 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,240 Oh. 152 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:27,540 Now, Quincy, if anyone drank a quart of tart cherry juice, it would give them a 153 00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:30,480 stomachache, okay? Now, take an antacid, and if it's not better in a few hours, 154 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:31,520 come back and see me. 155 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:35,440 Might I offer a suggestion? 156 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,200 No. I mean, for your benefit. 157 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,440 No. 158 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:41,240 You're a good doctor. 159 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:44,640 I don't need you to tell me that. But not a good listener. Neither are you. I 160 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,400 just said I don't want to hear it. Sometimes all they need is to be heard. 161 00:09:48,060 --> 00:09:52,980 And comforted. That's not my job. And yours isn't to lecture me on bedside 162 00:09:52,980 --> 00:09:56,580 manners. It's to monitor medical malfeasance. So if it's okay with you, 163 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,420 I'm going to go stop an ex-con lunatic from killing our town. 164 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:01,180 Cheerio. 165 00:10:04,740 --> 00:10:06,120 Hey, what's wrong, Eeyore? 166 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:07,980 Get kicked out of the Garden of Eden? 167 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:09,300 Glendon. 168 00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:10,460 Eeyore. 169 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:12,780 You start your chemo yet? 170 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:16,400 Uh, no. Not yet. I mean... Why not? 171 00:10:17,390 --> 00:10:20,110 Well, that's none of your business. Don't tell me you're as stupid as 172 00:10:20,110 --> 00:10:21,190 everyone else in this town. 173 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:23,650 I've been busy. I've got a lot to do. 174 00:10:23,930 --> 00:10:26,570 You're not busy. You have testicular cancer. 175 00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:29,350 Stop being a nitwit and start your treatment. 176 00:10:29,910 --> 00:10:31,870 You're the one who needs treatment, Eeyore. 177 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:34,370 You know, Eden's better off without you. 178 00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:36,590 Jeez. 179 00:10:42,070 --> 00:10:43,070 Unbelievable. 180 00:10:44,150 --> 00:10:45,150 Hey! 181 00:10:45,390 --> 00:10:48,990 Buddy, yes, okay, I'm happy I ran into you. Because I need to tell you the 182 00:10:48,990 --> 00:10:50,750 thing that I was trying to tell you that I couldn't tell you. 183 00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:54,090 So... Okay. 184 00:10:54,990 --> 00:10:58,690 So... I... Okay. 185 00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:05,030 See, I... I... Why don't you tell me when your brain returns to your head? 186 00:11:05,350 --> 00:11:06,350 Right? Yeah. 187 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:07,790 Okay. 188 00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:09,790 Yeah. Okay. 189 00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:14,810 Oh, hey, Martin. You here for a trim? 190 00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:20,950 I'm here for the quack in the back. Hey, you got to get in line if you want to 191 00:11:20,950 --> 00:11:22,450 talk to the quack in the back. 192 00:11:22,910 --> 00:11:27,730 And my stepmother never hugged me, never told me she loved me. I've basically 193 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,450 been alone my whole life. 194 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:30,690 That's horrible. 195 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:31,790 I hear you. 196 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:33,090 I know. 197 00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:37,030 You. Hey, get out. This is private. 198 00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:39,470 Well, your pathetic little shot didn't do anything. 199 00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:43,330 Yeah, it takes time. Close those and wait your turn. Why aren't you in jail? 200 00:11:43,630 --> 00:11:48,300 I... I did my time, and I did as you suggested. I studied, I took classes, 201 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,400 and I got my degree. And what, quackery? 202 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,140 Naturopathy. I'm an ND. 203 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,960 As in not a doctor? 204 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:58,520 Well, there's a whole line of people out there who would beg to differ. 205 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:02,900 A line a lot longer than yours, because she's an enlightened soul who cares. 206 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,660 Yeah, well, I just saw two of her patients, and one of them nearly burnt 207 00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:08,520 his ear off. Then he didn't do what I said. 208 00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:14,890 Keep the poultice on and write down every demeaning thing that monster said 209 00:12:14,890 --> 00:12:17,510 to you. The pain will release. Yeah, write down everything. 210 00:12:17,950 --> 00:12:22,690 This is such a con. I mean, why do you keep running scams in our town? 211 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:23,910 It's not a scam. 212 00:12:24,190 --> 00:12:28,370 Oh. I want to make amends. And if I can offer something... Yeah, like fairy 213 00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:33,470 pollen? Like listening and caring. Which she does and you don't. Yeah, because 214 00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:37,030 I'm an honest doctor and she's a charlatan. Okay. You can either leave 215 00:12:37,030 --> 00:12:38,670 town or I'm going to call the sheriff. Oh. 216 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,560 Listen, you dunderhead. 217 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,020 What can I say, Doc? 218 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,580 I'm a natural-born healer. 219 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:48,880 It's a miracle! 220 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:55,260 It makes no sense. 221 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:58,700 You don't have a stroke and then walk three months later. 222 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,780 Well, maybe it was the shot that you gave her. A steroid cannot reverse a 223 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:05,340 stroke. Okay, so maybe she just got better. No, I'm telling you, they're 224 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:06,340 running a scam. 225 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:10,420 Savannah pretends she's a healer. The woman pretends she can't walk. And then 226 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:13,620 Savannah cures her. And they all buy her tinctures and crystals. 227 00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:15,200 So how would you prove that? 228 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:19,480 I need to properly examine her to prove she's a fake. 229 00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:23,260 Doc. What? 230 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:26,820 You just took my blood with no problem at all. 231 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:33,300 Oh. I did. I mean, do you think maybe you're over it? 232 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,440 Maybe. Good. 233 00:13:36,090 --> 00:13:38,690 Then we can get rid of that gruff and baking pest, huh? 234 00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:40,030 It's not that bad. 235 00:13:40,350 --> 00:13:43,910 Oh, you like him? No, you know, he did a good Professor Plum while we were 236 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:44,910 playing Clue. 237 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:49,190 You played Clue with the man who reports on me to the main medical board? Just 238 00:13:49,190 --> 00:13:52,050 once. Yeah, it's a conflict of interest. What was I supposed to do? He's my 239 00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:53,050 roommate's boyfriend. 240 00:13:53,210 --> 00:13:55,490 Boyfriend? I am so sorry. 241 00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:58,430 Savannah put me on a carrot juice diet. 242 00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:00,190 I mean, what do I do now? 243 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:11,520 Hey, Sheriff Mark. Hey, bud. What's up? 244 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,800 Can I ask you a question? 245 00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:15,320 Not if I ask you first. 246 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,340 How do you ask out a girl? Whoa! 247 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:21,160 Have you come to the right man? In fact, I was just thinking about it. Really? 248 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:24,840 Yeah, I was debating if I should use Great Uncle Alfonso's technique. 249 00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:26,279 What's that? 250 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:30,760 Okay, so Great Uncle Alfonso said that when you first start talking to a girl, 251 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:33,840 never look her straight in the eye. Why? 252 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,700 Because it creates mystery. 253 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:40,840 She senses something special's about to happen, right? But she's just not sure 254 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,600 what. Then where do you look? 255 00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:48,520 You look just above her eye, like right at her hairline. And then when she's off 256 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:52,980 kilter, you come in, open and honest, and you say exactly what's in your 257 00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:55,020 heart. Exactly what's in your heart? 258 00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:57,140 You know what? 259 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,360 I'll show you, okay? Come with me. 260 00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:03,140 Can we take your car and use the sirens? 261 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:07,530 Nah, it's not too far. Let's just get our steps in. 262 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,430 Give me that. 263 00:15:11,230 --> 00:15:14,190 Would you like some breadsticks, Carson McLeish? 264 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:16,130 Huh? I know you're Carson. 265 00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:19,810 Our chef isn't feeling well. Could you come back another time? 266 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:21,090 My name is Bob. 267 00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:22,710 Oh. 268 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:24,750 What can I get you? 269 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,350 Wait, wait, wait. So, hold on. 270 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:31,030 So you actually thought that the moon just got... 271 00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:35,070 Bigger and smaller each month. I mean, I was 10, okay. 272 00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:39,550 Still, that's... Oh, you've never thought anything stupid? 273 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:45,290 Well, I mean, not unless you think that believing in the Tooth Fairy 2 or 35 is 274 00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:46,290 stupid. 275 00:15:47,150 --> 00:15:48,150 Did you really? 276 00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:55,370 Wow, that is so crazy. 277 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,630 That makes no sense. 278 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,010 Must be driving her nuts. 279 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:00,790 Everything drives Martin nuts. 280 00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:04,570 What do you mean? He's such a grump. 281 00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:09,230 Honestly, I can't tell if it's social awkwardness or he's just good old 282 00:16:09,230 --> 00:16:10,230 -fashioned mean. 283 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,890 Awkward. He's sweet underneath. 284 00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:13,190 Take your word for it. 285 00:16:13,410 --> 00:16:15,010 Sure wasn't sweet as a teacher. 286 00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:16,449 Wait, what? 287 00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:19,070 Oh, he was my teacher in med school. What, ten years ago? 288 00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:21,850 Why didn't you tell me? 289 00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:25,690 I don't know. I guess it never came up. Did you tell him? 290 00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:28,600 I mean, I just kept waiting for him to recognize me. 291 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:32,840 Oh. Honestly, I'm not surprised. I doubt he would have recognized me back then. 292 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:35,700 He never knew any of our names. I mean, God forbid you made a mistake. 293 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,100 Wow. 294 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:38,620 So, wait, 295 00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:44,920 did you come here to... I mean, this isn't going to affect your... My review? 296 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,100 Yeah. No. 297 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:47,720 No, of course not. 298 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,140 Yeah. 299 00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:54,770 Do you think Savannah could get rid of my headaches? 300 00:16:54,990 --> 00:16:56,970 And my eczema? And my arthritis? 301 00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:57,949 Why not? 302 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,150 She made me walk. 303 00:17:00,110 --> 00:17:01,110 Don't eat that. 304 00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:04,569 Carson. What? I know you're Carson. 305 00:17:05,089 --> 00:17:06,750 Please come back tomorrow. 306 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:08,450 My name is Fred. 307 00:17:09,349 --> 00:17:15,430 You have your own miracle worker right here in court when each of you must see 308 00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:17,270 her. Of course you would say that. 309 00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:19,410 Can you squat? 310 00:17:19,630 --> 00:17:21,109 Like a catcher. Mm-hmm. 311 00:17:23,030 --> 00:17:27,430 Now push your leg against my hand now. You should go see her too, Doctor. 312 00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:29,970 Perhaps she could cure your dreadful personality. 313 00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:31,750 She hasn't cured yours. 314 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:35,650 I knew it. There's no way you could have limb strength like that three months 315 00:17:35,650 --> 00:17:39,610 after a stroke, no matter what nonsense she rubbed on you. You and Savannah are 316 00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:40,569 running a scam. 317 00:17:40,570 --> 00:17:42,470 You couldn't be more wrong, Dr. 318 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,330 Quackenbush. Then give me the number of your doctors so I can talk to them about 319 00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:47,470 your stroke. 320 00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:51,370 I can't. Why not? He's on a trek in the Andes. 321 00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:54,250 I'm calling the sheriff right now. 322 00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:58,530 Wait, get back here. 323 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:32,360 Georgie, the food critic's here at the bar. I saw CM monogrammed on his sleeve. 324 00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:33,420 It's definitely him. 325 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:34,760 What? 326 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:36,780 I'll do it. What? 327 00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:38,799 Sweet Lord. 328 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,800 What? 329 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,840 I can't taste anything. 330 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,080 Oh, no. 331 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,000 Wearing this to audition, is it too much? 332 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,400 No, it shows commitment. 333 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:52,440 Good. It's my first time, so I want to make an impression. 334 00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:54,220 All right. 335 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:56,020 And... 336 00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:03,070 Crayons are fun, but only playtime pastels glow in the dark and show up 337 00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:04,630 even when the lights are off. 338 00:19:04,850 --> 00:19:09,810 Nailing it. The only thing more fun than a playtime pastel is a playtime pastel 339 00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:11,670 with a special friend. 340 00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:18,670 Sorry, um... Where you can highlight your fun zones for your playmate to 341 00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:22,330 see. And in places where they can't. Oh, um, Elaine. What? 342 00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:27,810 I think these might be adult crayons, like, um, for... 343 00:19:28,429 --> 00:19:29,850 Sex. What? 344 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,270 No. 345 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:35,790 With colors like big banana, red hot mama, and tickled pink. Oh, my God. 346 00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:37,350 These are sex crayons. 347 00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:39,310 What kind of an audition is this? 348 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,350 What in the hell is going on here? Nothing. 349 00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:45,790 Parker's just helping me with an audition. 350 00:19:46,030 --> 00:19:51,110 And you're monitoring me. Well, you didn't have any patients, so... Dr. 351 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:52,850 Best. It's fun zones. 352 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,070 Yeah. That's what does it. I'll be right back. 353 00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:56,750 I have to go. Elaine? 354 00:19:57,260 --> 00:20:00,280 Take off the crayon costume, words that should never have to come out of my 355 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:04,820 mouth, and stop fraternizing with the enemy. The enemy? Me? I was just... And 356 00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:05,820 no more cruffins! 357 00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:14,640 Do I just take it from the top? Yeah. Okay, great. 358 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:20,380 Hey. 359 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,800 You know the Finnish lawn game mocha? 360 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,460 I'm starting a league. 361 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,220 Want to join? 362 00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:30,100 Clark! Stop being weird. 363 00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:34,920 Hi. Welcome to the Salty Breeze. You're going to have the best meal you've ever 364 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:35,920 had in your life. 365 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:39,600 Amazing. We want you to be as happy as humanly possible. 366 00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:44,760 Okay. It's a little much. The thing is, this is our pre-dinner, post-prandial 367 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:49,180 pause. Our kitchen's closed. Would you care for another cocktail while you 368 00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:50,099 wait? Sure. 369 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,059 On the house. 370 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:52,060 Even better. 371 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,720 Whatever he wants. 372 00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:57,320 Where's George? Dr. Best, one of our biggest fans. 373 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,200 He eats here every day. 374 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,400 Could you... Martin. 375 00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:04,240 You gotta help, Doc, now. 376 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:08,420 What happened? I can't taste, like, anything. My mouth is numb. Numb? 377 00:21:08,540 --> 00:21:10,540 Tingly, numb, weird, numb. 378 00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:13,040 And the food critic is at the bar waiting to be served. 379 00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:15,420 I cannot serve food I haven't tasted, Doc. I cannot. 380 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:18,660 Take it easy. Don't tell us to take it easy. It sounds like an allergic 381 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:20,260 reaction. Did you eat anything unusual? 382 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,360 No. The tincture from Savannah. 383 00:21:23,409 --> 00:21:25,330 Please tell me you're joking. We were desperate. 384 00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:27,070 You wouldn't help. 385 00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:28,350 I have a cold! 386 00:21:28,630 --> 00:21:31,070 And she has a criminal record. Just show me the tincture. 387 00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:32,630 Here. 388 00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:38,010 No ingredients. Brilliant. This woman's a menace. What do we do? 389 00:21:39,390 --> 00:21:40,470 It'll wear off eventually. 390 00:21:40,770 --> 00:21:42,850 Eventually? He's at the bar. 391 00:21:43,290 --> 00:21:44,510 You're not listening to us. 392 00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:48,030 Okay, fine. 393 00:21:48,210 --> 00:21:51,610 I'll go find out what's in it. Maybe something can counteract it. Thank you. 394 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:53,870 Actually, I have an idea. 395 00:21:54,110 --> 00:21:57,310 What is it? Oh, you'll think it's bad, but it's good. 396 00:22:00,150 --> 00:22:01,310 This is gonna be bad. 397 00:22:12,570 --> 00:22:16,870 You, Ronnie, get a haircut now or you're out. Come on. 398 00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:27,750 Are you here for a touch-up? I just unlocked your 399 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,790 body's natural healing instinct. 400 00:22:30,070 --> 00:22:34,210 I really felt it. Yeah. Thank you. Of course. Of course. All right, who's 401 00:22:34,210 --> 00:22:36,150 next? Actually, I just need you for a minute. No! 402 00:22:36,450 --> 00:22:39,570 No! I told you, Sheriff, I did my time. 403 00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:41,730 Oh. What? What? 404 00:22:42,810 --> 00:22:43,810 Savannah? 405 00:22:46,110 --> 00:22:48,150 Sorry. Is there something on my forehead? 406 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,250 You're really smart and really cute. 407 00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:54,000 You did kind of freak me out a little bit last year when you gave us all a 408 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,200 bubonic plague, but you're mature and you want to make amends. 409 00:22:57,700 --> 00:22:58,920 I really dig that. 410 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,500 Do you want to get ice cream with me sometime? 411 00:23:04,860 --> 00:23:05,860 Yes. 412 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,480 I would love to. 413 00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:12,780 Great. 414 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,240 Great. 415 00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:18,620 Thank you. 416 00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:23,010 Mark, I don't know why, as our only law enforcement officer, you don't feel the 417 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:27,990 need to pick up the phone, but Savannah and the person she made walk are 418 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:28,869 committing fraud. 419 00:23:28,870 --> 00:23:31,050 Martin? Martin, Martin, I've been looking for you. 420 00:23:31,350 --> 00:23:34,930 Hi. Hi. I have something to tell you. 421 00:23:36,050 --> 00:23:37,510 It's about Parker. 422 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,470 It's kind of weird, so I just... Yes, it is. 423 00:23:40,970 --> 00:23:41,970 You know? 424 00:23:42,470 --> 00:23:45,470 Yes, I... That he was your student? Wait, what? What? In med school. 425 00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:49,570 I just found out. Parker was a student of mine? Why didn't he tell me? 426 00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:56,750 I'm not sure, so... Why are you telling me? Well, I just wanted you to 427 00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:59,430 have all the facts, so goodbye. 428 00:24:00,310 --> 00:24:03,110 Wait, wait. What facts? What did he say about me back then? 429 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:04,610 Nothing. 430 00:24:04,830 --> 00:24:05,990 Nothing. No, tell me. 431 00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:09,890 I want the feedback. 432 00:24:12,130 --> 00:24:15,470 Well, they said that you were... Okay, this is him talking, not me. 433 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:16,840 I know. I know. 434 00:24:17,140 --> 00:24:22,900 They said you were not a good listener, 435 00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:28,600 hard to talk to, didn't enjoy people. 436 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,300 So he came here to give me a bad review? No. 437 00:24:32,780 --> 00:24:36,840 No, he's going to be fair. I know that. He's a good man. I just know how 438 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:40,020 important this review is to get you off probation. I thought if you knew this, 439 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:44,480 that when you were around him, you might try to be a little... Nicer. 440 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,540 Yeah. I saw you kiss him. 441 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:55,280 What? 442 00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:58,800 By the edge over there. 443 00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:03,620 Oh. 444 00:25:05,660 --> 00:25:06,880 What do you like about him? 445 00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:14,040 Martin. I just want to know. What do you like about him? 446 00:25:14,670 --> 00:25:20,730 I don't know. I mean, he's... I feel like I can talk to him about anything. 447 00:25:20,830 --> 00:25:26,190 And he has four sisters, so he's good with his emotions. 448 00:25:26,710 --> 00:25:28,630 Mm-hmm. So he's easy to talk to. 449 00:25:29,290 --> 00:25:30,330 He's a good listener. 450 00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:32,030 He's a people person. 451 00:25:34,350 --> 00:25:35,350 Yeah. 452 00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:44,940 Well, I'm... Thanks. I'm just gonna... Okay. 453 00:26:37,759 --> 00:26:43,140 This is gonna be brutal 454 00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:47,080 Harley what? 455 00:26:51,399 --> 00:26:52,600 Is there something on my forehead? 456 00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:55,200 You're really smart, really cute. 457 00:26:55,420 --> 00:26:56,159 What's happening? 458 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,139 I don't know. 459 00:26:57,140 --> 00:26:58,540 Really mature for your age. 460 00:26:58,740 --> 00:27:00,040 I mean, my age. 461 00:27:00,260 --> 00:27:01,500 What age is that? Five? 462 00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:02,700 No, nine. 463 00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:04,440 Oh. I really dig you. 464 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,060 Would you like to get ice cream with me sometime? 465 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:12,640 No, 466 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:17,320 that's crazy. 467 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:18,920 What, are you going to bring your teddy bear? No. 468 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:20,820 leave him at home. I'd feel like your mom. 469 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,160 Age is just a number. 470 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,440 Facts. 471 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,180 What? Kid's got guts. We gotta give him that. Sure. 472 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:27,980 Sorry, Tiny Tim. 473 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:30,060 But let me know when you're my height. 474 00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:31,260 You're funny. 475 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,540 My name's Peter. 476 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:48,080 The last time I had to be this hush-hush, my cousin ended up in the 477 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,080 East River. 478 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:52,660 Where's the other annoying guy? Upstairs. But I need to speak to you 479 00:27:52,660 --> 00:27:56,040 first. He took some meds and lost his sense of taste. 480 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:59,440 But we got Carson McLeish out there right now. Carson McLeish? 481 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:04,040 You want me to cook for Carson McLeish? No, George will. 482 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,240 But you need to assist. Be the taster. 483 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,520 All you have to do is taste what he cooks and make sure it's great. 484 00:28:09,740 --> 00:28:14,840 Wait a second. So you admit I'm an excellent cook with Ferrari-level taste 485 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,560 buds that you entrust with your entire business? 486 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:19,200 Do you want the 500 clams or not? 487 00:28:19,420 --> 00:28:20,420 Lead the way, Grandma. 488 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,360 Wait. 489 00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:25,520 I'm glad to see you aren't repeating yourself anymore, Gina. 490 00:28:25,860 --> 00:28:26,980 Well, what do you know? 491 00:28:27,260 --> 00:28:31,700 I get away from you two ding-dongs and all of a sudden, poof, stress gone. 492 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,310 Hell... No. We need her. 493 00:28:35,690 --> 00:28:39,430 Absolutely not. This devil woman is not allowed to step foot in my kitchen. 494 00:28:39,710 --> 00:28:42,010 Too late, Chef Boyardee. You're the chef, George. 495 00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:45,830 She's the taster. Unless your taste is returned, we need her. 496 00:28:48,370 --> 00:28:54,430 I think that was a yes. 497 00:28:58,129 --> 00:28:59,570 Well, look who it is. 498 00:28:59,790 --> 00:29:03,050 You have got to stop doing that, okay? This is a safe space. 499 00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:04,710 Yeah, more like a den of thieves. 500 00:29:05,810 --> 00:29:07,270 Just tell me what you gave George. 501 00:29:07,530 --> 00:29:08,530 None of your beeswax. 502 00:29:08,810 --> 00:29:12,470 She also says beeswax. You're in it together. I knew it. Many distinguished 503 00:29:12,470 --> 00:29:16,990 individuals say beeswax. Okay, for now, just tell me what you gave George so I 504 00:29:16,990 --> 00:29:18,230 can stop worrying about his taste buds. 505 00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:21,350 What happened to his taste buds? You gave him something and now he can't 506 00:29:21,350 --> 00:29:23,510 taste, which is, you know, bad for a chef. 507 00:29:24,010 --> 00:29:25,010 Okay. 508 00:29:27,439 --> 00:29:30,600 I gave him over-the-counter zinc, okay? 509 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:33,120 Maybe he took too much. It'll wear off. 510 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:36,320 Yeah, I've also got a guy who stopped taking his gout medication and a woman 511 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,299 who's orange. 512 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:40,020 Sooner or later, you're going to hurt someone, and you're her accomplice. 513 00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:41,020 You're both going to jail. 514 00:29:41,220 --> 00:29:42,220 Oh, please. 515 00:29:42,940 --> 00:29:43,940 Come here, Dr. 516 00:29:44,060 --> 00:29:45,060 Demento. I've got to go with her. 517 00:29:45,820 --> 00:29:48,620 I'm going to tell you a secret I can't tell anybody. 518 00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:52,240 Dr. Patient Confidentiality, if you do, I'll have you arrested. 519 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,180 That's not how it works, but what? 520 00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:01,920 and Carson McLeish, the great food critic. I need to remain anonymous for 521 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:02,920 my work. 522 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:08,320 I did have a stroke. I never met this woman before in my life, and she did 523 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,320 cure me. 524 00:30:10,420 --> 00:30:14,380 Oh, yeah, is this part of the act? No, no, there's no act. 525 00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:16,100 No, 526 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,460 no, no, no. 527 00:30:19,660 --> 00:30:22,520 I want Savannah. She's the only one who could help. Yeah. 528 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,460 Let's see it, Miracle Lady. 529 00:30:28,389 --> 00:30:29,389 Okay. Okay. 530 00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:32,010 It's life, man. 531 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:35,730 You put your heart out there, and people step on it. 532 00:30:36,090 --> 00:30:39,830 They were laughing at me. Because they're jerks. It's not their fault, 533 00:30:39,870 --> 00:30:41,150 though. They're just teenagers. 534 00:30:41,890 --> 00:30:44,010 I just asked her to get ice cream. 535 00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:48,850 And you killed it, dude. I'm telling you. My great-uncle Alfonso would have 536 00:30:48,850 --> 00:30:50,070 been so proud. 537 00:30:50,330 --> 00:30:51,630 He would have said, hey. 538 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:57,010 you keep putting your heart out there but we don't no matter what because 539 00:30:57,010 --> 00:31:01,790 because if you keep putting your heart out there open and honest like that and 540 00:31:01,790 --> 00:31:07,470 someone steps on it it just gets stronger so when you finally hand it to 541 00:31:07,470 --> 00:31:12,770 the right person at the right time telling you dude she's gonna look at you 542 00:31:12,770 --> 00:31:18,190 in the eye or right above the eye and hand you her heart because she knows 543 00:31:18,190 --> 00:31:19,190 then 544 00:31:19,260 --> 00:31:21,820 that you're strong enough to hold her heart. 545 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:27,740 So I guess we have to be totally honest with the people we care about. 546 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:29,940 No matter what. 547 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:32,880 Wait. 548 00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:35,840 Even if it's something that might make them mad? 549 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,760 Yep. Even then. 550 00:31:39,580 --> 00:31:40,900 No matter what. 551 00:31:42,820 --> 00:31:45,040 You're very smart for a nine-year-old. 552 00:31:47,379 --> 00:31:49,540 Hey, you want to get some ice cream? You bet. 553 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:50,880 Let's go. 554 00:31:52,940 --> 00:31:53,980 I'll be right back. 555 00:31:54,420 --> 00:31:56,660 Yeah, I just gotta tell the doc one thing first. 556 00:31:58,100 --> 00:31:59,160 You gotta help me. 557 00:31:59,740 --> 00:32:01,900 I have no idea what I did to make her walk. 558 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:04,720 You're right. Okay? 559 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:05,859 I'm a fraud. 560 00:32:05,860 --> 00:32:09,800 I took one class in prison and I have no clue what the lady was talking about. 561 00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:10,980 She was insane. 562 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,240 She kept doing this gesture like... 563 00:32:16,490 --> 00:32:17,269 What does that mean? 564 00:32:17,270 --> 00:32:18,270 No clue. 565 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:21,070 Okay, but you had to help me before these people turn on me like a pack of 566 00:32:21,070 --> 00:32:24,870 wild dogs. So she's not in on it with you? What? No, I've never seen her 567 00:32:24,870 --> 00:32:28,070 before in my life. And her doctor was really in the Andes? Do I look like her 568 00:32:28,070 --> 00:32:30,730 doctor's travel agent? What did you put on her back? 569 00:32:31,010 --> 00:32:33,550 I don't know, like basil and oregano? 570 00:32:34,310 --> 00:32:38,390 Well, whatever temporarily made her walk has obviously worn off, and I have no 571 00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:39,390 idea what's going on. 572 00:32:39,510 --> 00:32:42,840 Well... What do I do? First you go back in there and you tell everyone you have 573 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,720 no idea what you're doing. Then leave Port Wynn before you seriously hurt 574 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,720 someone. 575 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,180 How about I do just the leave Port Wynn part? 576 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,920 Fine by me. Okay, good talk. High five. Yeah, no. 577 00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:05,380 What? Nothing. 578 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:10,260 Just thought you might want to finish up the conversation we started. 579 00:33:11,060 --> 00:33:12,180 Funny, I don't. 580 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:13,640 Yeah, you do. 581 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:19,840 I'm not a people person. 582 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,200 And there's nothing wrong with that. 583 00:33:23,580 --> 00:33:24,559 I agree. 584 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:28,180 Unless you want to, you know, be around people. 585 00:33:29,260 --> 00:33:31,080 Well, maybe some people. 586 00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:32,900 Like Louisa. 587 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:42,320 is that what you want if it is i haven't been doing a very good job of it have i 588 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:49,260 i can confirm that tell you what let me buy you a lobster roll 589 00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:53,960 huh come on i'll even let you order fries lucky day 590 00:33:53,960 --> 00:34:00,140 and now for the brown butter 591 00:34:00,899 --> 00:34:02,420 Lemon and caper sauce. 592 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,220 Wow, it smells like a narcotic. 593 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:08,159 You want to talk narcotics because my cousin Joey. Not now, Lady Scarface. 594 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:10,600 I'm just saying, he didn't know that guy was a cop. 595 00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:16,080 I cannot believe that I'm saying this, but... Taste. 596 00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,780 Oh my goodness, really? 597 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,480 More lemon. 598 00:34:29,710 --> 00:34:34,389 You swear? On my mother's monobrow. It's her hair too sweet. You need the acid. 599 00:34:38,870 --> 00:34:44,850 Oh, my gosh. 600 00:34:46,510 --> 00:34:48,070 She's right. She better be. 601 00:34:49,270 --> 00:34:54,310 And here we have my world-famous scallop grenobloise. 602 00:34:54,889 --> 00:34:55,889 Wow. 603 00:35:10,259 --> 00:35:11,259 Scallopy. Uh-huh. 604 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,120 Scallopy. 605 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,240 It's not a word. 606 00:35:14,540 --> 00:35:17,880 He can say whatever he likes. He's the food critic from the New York Times. 607 00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:22,500 What? No, I'm not. I'm a dentist from Bangor. What? Are you freaking kidding 608 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:26,160 me? Your monogram says, see, I'm your Carson McLeish. Carl Mooney. My wife 609 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,380 just gave me this for my 50th. Then who's... 610 00:35:30,190 --> 00:35:33,690 Nope, not me. Bye now. Oh, come back. 611 00:35:34,170 --> 00:35:35,910 Still haven't tried the scallop grano blanche. 612 00:35:36,210 --> 00:35:37,230 I'll drag her right back here. 613 00:35:39,250 --> 00:35:40,209 What's the matter? 614 00:35:40,210 --> 00:35:42,530 My eyes. I can't see. I'm going blind. 615 00:35:45,670 --> 00:35:46,810 How many fingers? 616 00:35:47,730 --> 00:35:50,690 Three, two. Stop moving them around. 617 00:35:51,070 --> 00:35:52,070 You, come here. 618 00:35:52,930 --> 00:35:54,070 What color is this? 619 00:35:54,450 --> 00:35:55,450 Faded pink. 620 00:35:55,490 --> 00:35:56,890 It's bright red. Thank you. 621 00:36:01,070 --> 00:36:02,870 You have MoGAD. Mo-what? 622 00:36:03,070 --> 00:36:04,550 You're just making up words. 623 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,030 Doc, here you go. Thanks. 624 00:36:06,310 --> 00:36:09,890 MoGAD, it's an autoimmune disorder that can appear like a stroke and cause optic 625 00:36:09,890 --> 00:36:12,990 nerve damage. Why didn't my doctor in New York figure this out? It's 626 00:36:12,990 --> 00:36:13,990 unbelievably rare. 627 00:36:14,190 --> 00:36:15,910 I mean, I've never seen it before. 628 00:36:16,350 --> 00:36:19,390 You walked because of the shot I gave you, not Savannah. 629 00:36:19,730 --> 00:36:22,610 I don't understand what you're saying. I have to live with this disorder? 630 00:36:23,070 --> 00:36:24,210 Yes, but it's manageable. 631 00:36:24,470 --> 00:36:27,170 I'm going to give you a shot now that'll get you walking and seeing. I want your 632 00:36:27,170 --> 00:36:30,030 doctor in New York to call me, and with some PT and meds, you're going to be 633 00:36:30,030 --> 00:36:35,010 fine. So, you actually are Carson McLeish, the famous food critic? 634 00:36:35,230 --> 00:36:37,310 Absolutely no idea what you're talking about. 635 00:36:38,110 --> 00:36:40,270 Just try the scallops. Please. 636 00:36:40,610 --> 00:36:43,710 The whack job can actually make a really nice dish. 637 00:36:43,990 --> 00:36:45,470 I am... Yes. 638 00:36:46,850 --> 00:36:47,970 Isn't that your job? 639 00:36:50,330 --> 00:36:51,330 Fine. 640 00:36:52,230 --> 00:36:55,370 It's Mark. He needs backup at Irma's. What? 641 00:36:56,570 --> 00:36:57,570 Irma's? 642 00:37:00,330 --> 00:37:01,590 So about that review? 643 00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:03,910 I'm not Kristen McLeish. 644 00:37:04,130 --> 00:37:05,230 So that's a no. 645 00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:10,310 You almost burned my ear off. And I'm still orange. 646 00:37:10,590 --> 00:37:12,010 And you brought back my gal. 647 00:37:13,910 --> 00:37:20,570 Everyone calm down. Hey, everyone, hey, hey. Everyone calm down. Calm down. 648 00:37:20,670 --> 00:37:24,130 Okay, this little lady is just trying to go on a date tonight. 649 00:37:24,460 --> 00:37:25,460 Oh, no, no, no. 650 00:37:25,540 --> 00:37:27,600 Sorry, Mark, but I gotta go. 651 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,040 Go? What do you mean, go? 652 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,700 She's a con artist, Mark. She didn't make that woman walk. 653 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:33,698 Doc did. 654 00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:34,700 Is that true? 655 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:36,220 Well, I didn't want to hurt anybody. 656 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,900 People were only coming to me because he wasn't listening to anyone. 657 00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:43,480 You know, if you were a little nicer, if you spent a little bit more time showing 658 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,280 people that you cared, none of this would have happened. 659 00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:47,400 You made me possible. 660 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:52,060 Well, what about me? Is that fake, too? Like, am I just another one of your 661 00:37:52,060 --> 00:37:53,260 scams? No, Mark. 662 00:37:53,790 --> 00:37:55,090 You seem like a really nice guy. 663 00:38:00,990 --> 00:38:01,990 Wait. 664 00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:08,770 Oh, oh, Marky. Mark, we got an all-points bulletin. Savannah broke 665 00:38:08,770 --> 00:38:11,430 parole. She's wanted by the state police. 666 00:38:12,890 --> 00:38:13,890 Yeah. 667 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:23,520 This is kind of hot though, right? 668 00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:29,260 Right here, in the back seat. 669 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:38,360 Listen, 670 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:46,500 Doc, the thing I've been trying to tell you all day is I sort of did it with 671 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:49,720 Eden. And when I say sort of, I mean we did it. 672 00:38:50,010 --> 00:38:55,270 Right as she was leaving town, a little horizontal room, but then vertical, and 673 00:38:55,270 --> 00:38:56,710 actually at one point diagonal. 674 00:38:57,050 --> 00:39:03,090 But I know that it hurt me when you smooshed Louisa, but I just want you to 675 00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:06,950 know that I know that this hurts you so much more, I'm sure, so I'm sorry, 676 00:39:07,090 --> 00:39:08,970 buddy. I really am sorry. 677 00:39:09,330 --> 00:39:11,950 I just felt like I needed to be open and honest. 678 00:39:12,650 --> 00:39:14,250 A nine-year-old taught me that. 679 00:39:17,590 --> 00:39:19,380 Diagonal? No need to dwell. 680 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,240 I think we'll be able to get past this. I am open to counseling. 681 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,480 Yeah, I know. I do. I do. 682 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:28,860 Well, look, I'm glad you felt you could talk to me. Well, I didn't, but I had to 683 00:39:28,860 --> 00:39:29,860 anyways. 684 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,160 Hey, Mark. 685 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,480 Do you think we can get ice cream on the way to prison? 686 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,200 I'm gonna get you one cone. 687 00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:45,060 Oh, their first date. Well, the next will be in five to ten years. 688 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,120 Hey, what happened with your commercial? 689 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:49,500 Oh, I booked it. 690 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:56,060 Hey, Martin. 691 00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:58,680 You did good. 692 00:39:58,820 --> 00:39:59,820 No, I didn't. 693 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,360 She's right. 694 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:06,360 I told you, I'm not a people person, but unfortunately, I do treat people. 695 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:07,920 Martin. 696 00:40:30,350 --> 00:40:31,350 Oh, no. 697 00:40:31,490 --> 00:40:32,510 You are what now? 698 00:40:33,270 --> 00:40:34,810 Don't you want to call me a nitwit again? 699 00:40:35,570 --> 00:40:36,570 No. 700 00:40:43,050 --> 00:40:44,630 Why are you delaying your chemo? 701 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:46,210 Really? 702 00:40:47,710 --> 00:40:48,710 I told you. 703 00:40:49,510 --> 00:40:50,488 I'm busy. 704 00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:51,850 Now tell me the real reason. 705 00:40:55,270 --> 00:40:56,270 I am listening. 706 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,860 Who wants to lose all his hair? 707 00:41:03,140 --> 00:41:05,760 And get sick all alone. 708 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,820 My kids heading to college. 709 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,860 And my wife. 710 00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:16,760 It didn't work out so well. 711 00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:25,460 It's just going to be me throwing up and bald in the house. A house I spent years 712 00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:27,780 building for my family. 713 00:41:30,380 --> 00:41:31,380 We're all gone. 714 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,440 Sounds fun, right? 715 00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:39,100 Sounds hard. 716 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,300 But... Look. 717 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,580 I will be here. 718 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:51,840 For you. 719 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:54,740 Should you need me. 720 00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:02,430 That couldn't have been easy for you. No. 721 00:42:02,930 --> 00:42:05,710 That felt a little nauseous, even as I was saying it. 722 00:42:13,150 --> 00:42:15,970 I'll make the chemo appointment. 723 00:42:19,290 --> 00:42:20,290 Good. 724 00:42:23,330 --> 00:42:24,810 You're still an ass, Eeyore. 725 00:42:25,090 --> 00:42:26,750 You got that right, nitwit. 726 00:42:35,150 --> 00:42:36,150 Got that right.